And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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