gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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