She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
