I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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