If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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