just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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