even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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