Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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