Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Randomize
