i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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