your thong is hanging out like whoa
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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