You can't motorboat a personality
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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