Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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