I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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