Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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