You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Randomize
