Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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