I look better un-naked...
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
