okay pat passed out under dana's car
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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