i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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