Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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