he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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