So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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