So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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