is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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