This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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