Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
there is glitter all over my balls
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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