i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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