I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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