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So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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