I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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