I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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