Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
17 year olds will be the death of me.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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