I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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