I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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