I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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