this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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