am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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