Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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