I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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