talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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