Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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