Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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