Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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