You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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