I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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