GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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