he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
