what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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