he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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