im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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