So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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