I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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