Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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