yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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