similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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